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  • CAN YA SPARE A SMOKE?!

    By Duane Peters

    Duane Peters Sheeeee lt,boy!!!! you's in the "New Fuckin' Racism!"

    I was in Mesa Arizona, and a Punk goes "Don't get caught smokin' on the street!" as I was lighting up my smoke! What?

    "Yeah! The cops will give ya a fuckin' ticket! They passed a 'no smoking in public' law here!"

    WOW, even if I didnt smoke,I'd vote "NO" on that one! Another one down! And there's a few counties tryin' to follow up on that! GOD DAMN! Ya go to europe and you can smoke in a baby's face and no one even blinks an eye!

    SORRY! But I love to play shows outside of California now-a-days just for the soul factor of being able to fucking smoke my cigarette in a fucking bar! It's unbelievable! Ya pull up to a gig, and you know its in-between bands when 3/4's of the place is outside smokin'! HAH! People that don't even smoke go outside to socialize!

    I love this one! "POSER SMOKERS"

    (geek voice)

    "Hey man, can ya spare a smoke?" I don't normally smoke but I'm drinkin' and sometimes I like a smoke then and again.

    (me)

    YEAH? WELL GO BUY A FUCKING PACK! OR DONT FUCKING START! I SMOKE! I NEED TO SMOKE! SMOKES COST A LOT! WHY DO I OWE YOU A FUCKING SMOKE!? I DO NOT NEED YER CONVERSATION OR FRIENDSHIP! GO BUY YER OWN PACK OR GET THE FUCK OUT A HERE!

    I love being lost in any small town in Germany, cuz I can always buy a pack a smokes on the side of a building or on a corner machine! Its fucking weird to me to walk into a bar and not see people conversing in a dimly lit room full of character and HUGE clouds of lovely, wonderful, SMOKE! Come on! Give me that! Holy Christ! This "X"TREME GENERATION" is scare'n the shit out a me! Not only is one of my last fucking vices its looked at by the "public" as some kinda suicidal murderers now! They made us "SMOKERS" the "butt" of the inflation problem! We spent to much on blowin up caves in the middle east! TAX the fucking tabaco companies! Those who smoke will pay! The anti-smoking propaganda don't help either! This is a never ending campaign!

    I am in a 12x12 glass smoking cage at the airport and when the people walk by, its like "Look at those smoke animals"son! Ya wanna be like that?" C'mon! How come the land of the free is the only country with these maniacally over the top, out a whack, complete "nazi" anti-smoking laws? Getting more and more "extreme" BI yearly?

    Its Amazing that we let it happen! its' not just the "SMOKING", IT'S JUST ANOTHER CHAPTER! Closer! and closer! We get to more and more outlandish laws that, down the road, will have you as a citizen of the UNITED STATES going to and from work like ants all day to pay yer mandatory 1/2 wage taxes. You will need a new car that only last as long as yer payments!

    This should be called the plastic generation! "Plastickids" watch yer videos! Live on yer computer! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE! You will listen to RAP MUSH AND METAL ONLY! ALL BUILDINGS WITH CHARACTER WILL BE DESTROYED! YOU WILL FIND A WALMART© AND STARBUCKS© AND 7-11© FOR ALL YOUR SHOPPING NEEDS ON EVERY CORNER! YOU WILL HAVE A PURPOSE OR YOU WILL BE JAILED AND LABORED anyway! THERE WILL BE NO TIME FOR FUN! OH! AND YOU CANNOT SMOKE! ANYWHERE! OR YOU WILL BE SHOT!

    Better "watch out gun owners!" the've been working on "YOU GUYS" for a while! Once they've got "YER GUNS " not a chance in hell of a revolution! Not in my life time anyway! My wet dream: take those fucking suit pricks and make "THEM" break rocks in the hot sun! FOR LIFE! NO PAY! NO BREAKS! NO VACATIONS! YOU FUCKING LAZY, ONE EMOTION ONLY, SELF SEEKING, TAKE IT ALL FOR YERSELF MOTHER FUCKERS! Even way back in the tenth century when I was young we knew SIGs cause cancer! Hey! They were fucking cool! Everybody did it! In THEATERS! ON PLANES! RESTAURANTS! ON TV! IN EVERY MOVIE! No one gave a shit about my fucking health as a child! What about the smog if ya live in LA! Come on, its a giant ash tray! You can barely see the buildings from five miles away! SPEND YER ANTI-SMOKING MONEY ON CLEANING THAT ONE UP!

    I was in jail at the time the first "X"treme step was taking place! I was in the O.C. Main! (that's right, holmes, 550 ower) we were reading the news that the new law was now in affect at L.A.county's central jail and we were going "holy fucking riots" we were holy fucking right too! And it doesn't really stop either! C'mon,"ONLY THE PRIVILEGED AND EXCLUSIVES "Now smoked! put two and two together man! This is exactly how our country works (small scale version!) the deputy's now have a fucking field day! The smokes instantly went to twenty bucks a pack! The deputies bring em in. The Trust'ies and high powers sell 'em and Bada-fuckin-bing! More money for the Deps! and if you think this is a figment of my imagination" yer a fucking complete fucking Idiot!

    Take it to a larger scale! Come on Baby! This is your fucking government! EVERYBODY KNOWS! Drugs won't be legalized because its an amazing amount of "untaxed" and under the carpet dough for only the "EXCLUSIVE'S" at a much higher level! PROSTITUTION? Same thing a little different. This one is legal in some places in the U.S. now! Go anywhere in the world, ya got yer red light districts and the whores are government cleaned and openly get a cut like any business, depending on where you are, and its a legitement job and not looked down upon as much as far as completely degrading scum! That we as the U.S. Public will make of it! Yet the suits collect like a mother fucker!

    The Mob and the Gov have been a team for a while, and the mob is much less of scale anymore because simply, the U.S. Government is even scarier! At least the MOB has a little edicate! The Government has none, and its been proven over and over! Right down to flying saucers! So Let's just get blander and blander and DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING! BELIEVE ALL YOU READ! AS LONG AS YOU ARE SAFE AND CHANGE IS SLOW! If you don't see it all coming? HaH! More power to ya! I'm gonna laugh all the way down and I refuse to be anything like you! I'm not complacent! And don't fucking ever plan to be comfortable on yer fucking planet! And if I ever plan on "NOT SMOKING" it will be on my own fucking terms! Not YERS! I WANT MY MOTHER FUCKING RIGHTS! THE "CONSTITUTION"I S A FUCKING "LIE"!

    !!!!!!!dUANE pETERS!!!!!!!

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