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CAN YA SPARE A SMOKE?!
By Duane Peters
I was in Mesa
Arizona, and a Punk goes "Don't get caught smokin' on the street!" as I was
lighting up my smoke! What?
"Yeah! The cops will give ya a fuckin' ticket! They passed a 'no smoking in public' law here!"
WOW, even if I didnt smoke,I'd vote "NO" on that one! Another one down!
And there's a few counties tryin' to follow up on that! GOD DAMN! Ya go
to europe and you can smoke in a baby's face and no one even blinks an
eye!
SORRY! But I love to play shows outside of California now-a-days just
for the soul factor of being able to fucking smoke my cigarette in a
fucking bar! It's unbelievable! Ya pull up to a gig, and you know its
in-between bands when 3/4's of the place is outside smokin'! HAH! People
that don't even smoke go outside to socialize!
I love this one! "POSER SMOKERS" (geek voice) "Hey man, can ya spare a smoke?" I don't normally
smoke but I'm drinkin' and sometimes I like a smoke then and again.
(me)
YEAH? WELL GO BUY A FUCKING PACK! OR DONT FUCKING START! I SMOKE! I
NEED TO SMOKE! SMOKES COST A LOT! WHY DO I OWE YOU A FUCKING SMOKE!? I DO NOT NEED YER CONVERSATION OR FRIENDSHIP! GO BUY YER OWN PACK OR GET THE FUCK OUT A HERE!
I love being lost in any small town in Germany, cuz I can
always buy a pack a smokes on the side of a building or on a corner
machine! Its fucking weird to me to walk into a bar and not see people
conversing in a dimly lit room full of character and HUGE clouds of
lovely, wonderful, SMOKE! Come on! Give me that! Holy Christ! This
"X"TREME GENERATION" is scare'n the shit out a me! Not only is one of
my
last fucking vices its looked at by the "public" as some kinda suicidal
murderers now! They made us "SMOKERS" the "butt" of the inflation
problem! We spent to much on blowin up caves in the middle east! TAX the
fucking tabaco companies! Those who smoke will pay! The anti-smoking
propaganda don't help either! This is a never ending campaign!
I am in a 12x12 glass smoking cage at the airport and when the people walk by,
its like "Look at those smoke animals"son! Ya wanna be like that?" C'mon! How
come the land of the free is the only country with these maniacally
over the top, out a whack, complete "nazi" anti-smoking laws? Getting
more and more "extreme" BI yearly?
Its Amazing that we let it happen! its' not just the "SMOKING", IT'S JUST ANOTHER CHAPTER! Closer! and closer! We get to more and more outlandish laws that, down the road, will have you as a citizen of the UNITED STATES going to and from work like ants all day to pay yer mandatory 1/2 wage taxes. You will need a new car that only
last as long as yer payments!
This should be called the plastic generation! "Plastickids" watch yer videos! Live on yer computer! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE! You will listen to RAP MUSH AND METAL ONLY! ALL BUILDINGS WITH CHARACTER WILL BE DESTROYED! YOU WILL FIND A WALMART© AND STARBUCKS© AND 7-11© FOR ALL YOUR SHOPPING NEEDS ON EVERY CORNER! YOU WILL HAVE A PURPOSE OR YOU WILL BE JAILED AND LABORED anyway! THERE WILL BE NO TIME
FOR FUN! OH! AND YOU CANNOT SMOKE! ANYWHERE! OR YOU WILL BE SHOT!
Better "watch out gun owners!" the've been working on "YOU GUYS" for a while!
Once they've got "YER GUNS " not a chance in hell of a revolution! Not
in my life time anyway! My wet dream: take those fucking suit pricks
and make "THEM" break rocks in the hot sun! FOR LIFE! NO PAY! NO BREAKS! NO
VACATIONS! YOU FUCKING LAZY, ONE EMOTION ONLY, SELF SEEKING, TAKE IT
ALL FOR YERSELF MOTHER FUCKERS! Even way back in the tenth century when I
was young we knew SIGs cause cancer! Hey! They were fucking cool!
Everybody did it! In THEATERS! ON PLANES! RESTAURANTS! ON TV! IN EVERY
MOVIE! No one gave a shit about my fucking health as a child! What
about the smog if ya live in LA! Come on, its a giant ash tray! You can
barely see the buildings from five miles away! SPEND YER ANTI-SMOKING MONEY ON
CLEANING THAT ONE UP!
I was in jail at the time the first "X"treme step
was taking place! I was in the O.C. Main! (that's right, holmes, 550
ower) we were reading the news that the new law was now in affect at
L.A.county's central jail and we were going "holy fucking riots" we
were holy fucking right too! And it doesn't really stop either!
C'mon,"ONLY THE PRIVILEGED AND EXCLUSIVES "Now smoked! put two and two
together man! This is exactly how our country works (small scale
version!) the deputy's now have a fucking field day! The smokes
instantly went to twenty bucks a pack! The deputies bring em in. The
Trust'ies and high powers sell 'em and Bada-fuckin-bing! More money for the Deps! and
if you think this is a figment of my imagination" yer a fucking
complete fucking Idiot!
Take it to a larger scale! Come on Baby! This is your
fucking government! EVERYBODY KNOWS! Drugs won't be legalized because
its an amazing amount of "untaxed" and under the carpet dough for only the
"EXCLUSIVE'S" at a much higher level! PROSTITUTION? Same thing a
little different. This one is legal in some places in the U.S. now! Go
anywhere in the world, ya got yer red light districts and the whores
are government cleaned and openly get a cut like any business, depending on
where you are, and its a legitement job and not looked down upon as much
as far as completely degrading scum! That we as the U.S. Public will
make of it! Yet the suits collect like a mother fucker!
The Mob and the Gov
have been a team for a while, and the mob is much less of scale anymore
because simply, the U.S. Government is even scarier! At least the MOB
has a little edicate! The Government has none, and its been proven over
and over! Right down to flying saucers! So Let's just get blander and
blander and DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING! BELIEVE ALL YOU READ! AS
LONG AS YOU ARE SAFE AND CHANGE IS SLOW! If you don't see it all
coming? HaH! More power to ya! I'm gonna laugh all the way down and I refuse
to be anything like you! I'm not complacent! And don't fucking ever plan
to be comfortable on yer fucking planet! And if I ever plan on "NOT
SMOKING" it will be on my own fucking terms! Not YERS! I WANT MY MOTHER
FUCKING RIGHTS! THE "CONSTITUTION"I S A FUCKING "LIE"!
!!!!!!!dUANE pETERS!!!!!!!
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